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Issue 53

Letter from the Editor
Grand Secretary's Column
Grand Lodge News
Grand Lodge Speeches
Grand Chapter Speeches
Grand Chapter Convocation
Grand Chapter News
News and Views
On The Level
Masonic Education
International News
Freemasonry's Dream
The Beautiful Game
Honourable to the Builder
Singapore and Freemasonry
An Argonaut - A Journeyman
Hermes 'The Philosopher'
Celebrating Wives and Friends
A Frog in a Beer Mug
Review: Researching British Freemasonry
Review: The Portfolio of Villard De Honnecourt
Review: Nightfighter Navigator
Review: Belief and Brotherhood
Letters to the Editor
Library & Museum of Freemasonry
Grand Lodge: Board of General Purposes
Grand Charity
Masonic Samaritan Fund
RMBI
RMTGB
Revealing Our Craft
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Grand Lodge Publications Ltd
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FREEMASONRY TODAY
Masonic Humour

Brother Lightfoote's Journal
The Recollections of an Eighteenth Century Gentleman of the Craft that have a resonance in the Twenty First Century.

Norman Stote
East End workings brought to life.

Stiletto
This Lady is not down-trodden. Watch out for that heel!

Humorous Essays


I Greet You Well
Letting somebody else know that you are a Freemason can be a tricky business. It can be even more difficult seeking fellow brethren when we find ourselves in new environments. It is those occasional or casual remarks that we make, often in unfamiliar surroundings, that sometimes bring out the most amazing replies. Here are a few anecdotes from brethren who wrote to me after reading Are you one of us? in the winter 98/99 issue. While recovering in hospital, Bro Morris Saxby-Taylor was quickly up and about helping with little jobs around the ward ...



Summing Up
Silence in Court! Mr Justice Stephen Knight-Hannah will now sum up in the case of Regina -v- Tyler, Deacon and Guard. Members of the jury. The accused are charged with several serious offences. They include attempted murder, causing grievous bodily harm, assault, unlawful imprisonment, possession of offensive weapons, conspiracy, and incitement. You have listened patiently to the evidence. It is now my duty to sum up and to direct you on the law. It is for you to decide on the facts whether the offences specified in the indictment have been committed ...



Are You One of Us?
I have always been fascinated by the manner in which Freemasons identify themselves when meeting for the first time. This fascination started several years ago after reading an article in a Sunday paper where the author suggested that the first question a true Freemason would ask was: “Can you tie a bow?” The response, if the person was a Freemason, would be “As good as you can!” A BBC2 television programme once claimed that when dining, a Freemason will refer to his cutlery as ‘working tools’ and await any appropriate response, while The Sun suggested ...



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